Lousy Velociraptor

I would like to go on record as saying that when I have the choice I do not watch the scene in Jurassic Park where the kids are in the kitchen with the velociraptors. Still and all, I'm fairly proud of my score here:

I could survive for 1 minute, 3 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

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My thought is, unless the raptor and I were chained to the same post, there would be some part of me he wouldn't be able to get right away (I'm a "run away" sort of person.) If he were to bite off my legs, I could still army crawl away. Then again, he may be large enough that any advantage I gain from the length of the bed would be negated anyway...

The suggestion to use my chain as a weapon is brilliant, though.

I generally don't think well under that sort of pressure. I really, really hope I'm never chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor.