Dot Warner: Once upon a time, a brave knight married a beautiful princess... and they had two sons. But they wanted a daughter, too, so they planted a garden...
Yakko Warner: And out of the prettiest flower came...
Dot Warner: Me.
Yakko Warner: So then mom and dad took you home, and every night at bedtime, they'd come in and ask "Who's the cutest girl?" and you'd say...
Dot Warner: I am.
Yakko Warner: And they'd ask "How did you get so cute?" and you'd say...
Dot Warner: I was born that way...
Yakko Warner: And they'd say..."tell us your name, young lady?"... and you'd say...
Dot Warner: "Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca the Third" but you can call me Dot.
Yakko Warner: And they'd ask..."Can we call you Dottie?" And you'd say...
Dot Warner: No, just Dot. Call me Dottie and you die.
- "Wakko's Wish", Animaniacs
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