Sunday, August 31

Picture Book Tag

I wasn't tagged, but I saw this awhile back on a few blogs and thought it was cool:

Do a Google image search and pick an image from the first page. Then post the image in response to the statement above.

Age I'll be on my next birthday


A place I'd like to visit


The city I live in


My favorite place


One of my favorite things to do


One of my favorite foods


My favorite flower


My favorite color


Name of a former pet


A nickname


Major in college


My first job


My hope for 2008

Friday, August 29

Better Than Bob Vila

Now that I own a home, it's time to make it my own. This means home improvement projects. Unfortunately, I have little to no experience in this area. Fortunately, my parents do.

Mom and I went to Ikea and Home Depot on Monday to look at fabrics and paint and try to decide how exactly I want to decorate. Ikea was sort of a bust, and we didn't find exactly what we wanted at Home Depot either, but at least I was able to give my mom an idea of what I am looking for, which is NOT the washed-out abstract floral stuff that's so big at Ikea right now. Meanwhile, apparently the peachy colors I was debating over looked kinda pink (okay, rather pink. My mom showed a couple of the samples to the guy behind the counter so he could grab the matching paint cans, and when I walked up, he looked really surprised. According to my mom, he assumed that the girl who wanted the pink bedroom would be 10 years old. Oh, well, at least he probably didn't think "Whoa! It's a twenty-nine year old!"

My dad mentioned to my mom last Sunday that he has the next two weeks off, and asked if there were any improvement projects he could do at my place during that time. Whoa! How cool is that? Of course I wouldn't say NO to that offer!

I was planning to help paint on Tuesday, but at that point, my mom had been working for two days and asked if we could just stay home and relax. I think she just wanted to REALLY wow me when I saw the place on Thursday. And wowed I was! I showed up in my grubbies with dinner for my folks who'd been working on my condo full-time since Monday morning, and saw that my dad had built two walls! If you look at the photos I posted earlier, the outside walls slant. To correct that in the great room, my dad framed, sheetrocked, and mudded. He was working on the electrical outlets when I walked in! My dad taught himself how to work on electrical outlets for me! How cool is that?

I had brought dinner for my folks, so we set up the patio furniture and I prayed over the food. I felt pretty emotional as I thanked my Heavenly Father for my parents and the condo. Still can't believe sometimes that place is mine.

Mom had painted my bedroom, and was starting on the hallway. She had my friend Lisa and I adjust the shelves in the master bedroom, and then we cleaned kitchen and bathroom cabinets, and Lisa even washed all the windows. We got quite a bit done!

I really can't thank my parents enough for all they have accomplished on my behalf. My home is going to look wonderful, and if I had had to try to figure all that stuff out by myself it would have taken a long time to finish. I am blown away by their willingness to spend their free time (or not so free) working to make my home one that I'm excited to live in. Are all parents like that? I don't know. I just know that mine are. I am very, very blessed.

I had hoped to be ready to move in before my birthday, but there's still a lot to do. Ah well. It's probably better to do it now before I put my things in, get complacent, and start thinking "Oh, this place is just fine the way it is."

I know what I'll be doing on Labor Day!

Tuesday, August 26

DWTS

One of my favorite television shows is Dancing with the Stars. I love the costumes, the hair, the backstage drama, Tom Bergeron, Len Goodman, and... oh yes, the dancing. And I love how they take a bunch of unknown or has-been "stars" and through the course of 26 episodes make me care about them! Every season I look at the cast list and think "Really? That guy?" It always looks like it's going to be lame, and then turns out wonderfully. (Last season was pretty close to lame, though. Kristy Yamaguchi was the only really good dancer. I don't care how hot Christian de la Fuente and Jason Taylor are, they let their professional partners do all the dancing and it was BORING! I can only watch Edyta skank it up for so long.)

They announced the new cast yesterday and again I thought, "Really? Um, okay." I have hopes though. I am always amazed at what the dancers can get their stars to do, and it's fun to see the stars gain confidence each week. So, Monday, September 22, you know where I'll be! Sitting in front of my television with my hands over my face just hoping the show surprises me once again!

The cast*:

- Lance Bass of 'N Sync fame, partnered with newbie Lacey Schwimmer

- Grammy-winning singer Toni Braxton, with Alec Mazo

- Actress/host Brooke Burke, with darling Derek Hough

- Celebrity chef Rocco Dispirito, with pouting Karina Smirnoff

- Olympic gold medal track star Maurice Greene, with sassy Cheryl Burke

- Paris Hilton wannabe Kim Kardashian, with adorable Mark Ballas

- Oscar-winning actress Cloris Leachman, with Corky Ballas (Mark's dad)

- Actor Cody Linley, with feisty Julianne Hough

- Soap star Susan Lucci, with boring Tony Dovolani

- Olympic gold medal volleyball player Misty May-Treanor, with my beloved Maxim Chmerikovskiy

- Actor Ted McGinley, with newcomer Inna Brayer

- Comedian Jeffrey Ross, with scantily-clad Edyta Sliwinska

- Superbowl champion Warren Sapp, with the delightful Kym Johnson

As an example of what I expect, at least by week 5, here is my favorite dance of all time: Apollo Anton Ohno and Julianne Hough dancing the Samba. (I was really surprised when this didn't make the judges' top ten at the DWTS 100th Episode Celebration.)



*For more information, see the official announcement at http://abc.go.com/primetime/dancingwiththestars/index?pn=announcement

Saturday, August 23

MY house!

Well, it's official! I'm now a homeowner! I signed the documents on Wednesday, and after some lame clerical errors I talked with my realtor yesterday and the condo is MINE! I even moved some boxes in today and took photos! It was so weird driving to MY parking space and thinking "Wow. This place is now home." Home. My own home. MY own home.

That is so surreal!

living room and balcony

fireplace in the living room

dining room and kitchen

master bedroom

bathroom vanity


Let the home improvement projects begin!

First up: painting

Life is like a river

Today I floated down the Provo River with friends Lisa and Elisa. We picked the activity a week ago, and were thrilled that not only was it a cloudless, warm day, but when we arrived at the inner tube rental place at 12:20pm there was no crowd! Lisa had her own life jacket and tube, and I took a life jacket, so Elisa rented a jacket and both of us paid for tubes and we were good to go! The friendly folks at the rental spot drove us and the tubes up to the starting point. We walked to the freezing water, sat down, and shoved off.

It was so pleasant just floating along, enjoying the breeze, warm air, and sound of running water. I started to feel very relaxed and smiley. It was so soothing...

...Until I started drifting into the weeds on the bank. I used my flip-flops to paddle myself away the best I could... but it didn't last long. My tube was nice and full which kept my fanny out of the water, but my arms were neither long enough or strong enough to effectively navigate! Curse my wimpy arms! Any time I tried to relax my tube slowly spun until I floated backward and I headed right back toward the weeds! To make matters worse, that slowed me down a lot, so my friends ended up leaving me behind (not for lack of trying. Lisa said she tried to wait, but when she grabbed a hanging branch she capsized. I didn't blame her for going on without me at that point).

After an hour, I felt like I wasn't making any progress sitting in the tube, so I decided to shift my position. I put my feet and legs in the hole so I could hang my arms over the front. I figured I could get more leverage that way. It was a good idea in theory, but the truth is my arms are just too wimpy. I fell out of the tube twice. I gave up a couple of times and just let myself drift into the weeks or rocks or riverweed or whatever came my way. I now have a very impressive bruise on my right knee for my trouble. I got out at one point so I could kind of shove off again, but it didn't help much.

That last hour was miserable. I was frustrated with having to paddle nearly every second, especially since at least 50 people floated lazily down the center of the river past me. I was doing all I could but it wasn't enough! For some reason I just had really lousy luck! I really wasn't having fun. I started the trip with "Life on the River" (a song from Toad! The Wind in the Willows) in my head. Halfway through, "Master the Tempest is Raging" became the theme. I ended with "Sloop John B." I just wanted to go home!! I am not ashamed to admit I cried. A lot. (But I guess that's nothing new. I cry when I'm happy, sad, stressed; pretty much all the time.)There were so many times I wanted to just give up and get out of the water and carry the stupid tube to the parking lot. I almost kissed the 12 year-old boy who told me I only had about 15 minutes to go.

Poor Lisa and Elisa felt so badly when I finally caught up to them! Lisa (who is actually in shape and probably in a better tub) was an angel and towed me the last hundred yards. What with the cold water and the way I'd been crouching for that last hour, my legs were not prepared to work correctly for awhile, and I knew my abs and arms were going to hurt tomorrow. But once we were in the car and started to warm up I was able to feel more cheerful again. I got through it! And I was glad to get to spend time with Lisa and Elisa; I don't get to see either of them nearly enough, and they are such fantastic and positive women. We ate lunch together at Subway and just chatted. How I love them both!

Now, I really, really hate it when people take ordinary events and turn it into some life lesson. (Seriously, why can't some people just enjoy each experience without making it a huge spiritual discussion?) However, during the "Master the Tempest is Raging" period, I thought about how much stronger nature is than I am. I couldn't even pull my puny body and lousy tube through a stupid river current. Yet the Savior was able to calm the sea with just a word! No wonder the Bible said man is lower than the dust of the earth. I had no power in that water. At all. At that point, I knew how totally out of control I was. My best was not good enough and it never will be. I need the Savior to help me to get where I want to be. It is nice to I'll have His help and company as I slog through my various trials and issues. I really don't want to have to do it alone. Life may be short, but so many moments feel so very, very long.

Shoot. It became a lesson after all. Sorry.

At any rate, it was a beautiful day. Now I can say I floated the Provo River, and I don't need to do it again any time soon.

Although, if I do try again, I may take an actual raft with real paddles. That actually looked fun, and with my friends in the raft with me we'd have a more difficult time getting separated!

Thursday, August 21

A weekend with Shakespeare and friends


My mother, grandmother and I spent last weekend in Cedar City, seeing plays at the Utah Shakespearean Festival and hanging out by the pool. A girl could get used to that!

We drove down early Friday morning. The drive took much less time than we'd anticipated, so we enjoyed a leisurely lunch (none of us had any idea the shakes at Ice Berg were quite as big as they were!) and some shopping at a nifty antique boutique before our first play, The Taming of the Shrew. It was hilarious! The actors were more than up to the challenge of conveying the physical comedy implicit in the brilliant script. We knew exactly what was going on, even if we didn't understand all of the dialogue. The director and design team set the story in post-World War II Italy, and it was fun to see Lucentio's father's character play an homage to Marlon Brando's godfather. I think the production also made the play more accessible to folks who think Shakespeare is above their heads. Afterwards, Gram turned to me and said "I hope we didn't see the best one first!" We loved it!

As the lights came up, Mom turned to me, pointed to some people in the row in front of us and said "Is that the Kittels?" It was! I was so excited to see them! Mr. and Mrs. Kittel played my parents when I played Isabelle (my first lead) in Scrooge at the Dickens' Festival 14 years ago, and their daughter Kristen and I have called each other "sister" ever since! She was with them and it was fun to catch up a bit. Golly I love her! She went to high school with Dave, so I saw her a bit back then, but its been a few years. Now I have her email address and phone number, so hopefully we can keep in better touch. Later that night they and our high school drama teacher, Tuckness, and his wife all saw Cyrano... and we discovered we were all on the same row! Craziness!!

me with my cute Kristen


After Shrew, Mom, Gram and I checked into our hotel and took a brief but much-needed nap. We then proceed to the Sizzler for dinner. Before we knew it, it was time for play number two, Cyrano de Bergerac. We were excited to see it in the Adams Theatre, which was modeled after the theatres from the 1500s-1600s style. Cyrano is not one of Shakespeare's plays, but it was gorgeous! Set in France during the time of The Three Musketeers, Cyrano is a brilliant poet and soldier who has low self-esteem because of an unusually large nose. He is in love with his best friend, Roxanne, but when he learns she is in love with handsome but not-terribly-bright Christian, Cyrano helps Christian woo Roxanne, because he thinks it will make her happy. The show was marvelous. I don't generally like poetry, and I'll admit that much of the dialogue went over my head, but I think I'm going to need to buy a copy of the play so I can read through it. Even I thought it was swoon-worthy! It didn't hurt that Cyrano was played by the inestimable Brian Vaughn, who I have seen previously in plays at the Festival and have a moderately huge actor-crush on. There were so many moments his emotions were completely raw -- it was beautiful. His real-life wife played Roxanne which made for some great chemistry. There was definetely a reason the performance was sold out that night!

Cyrano on stage (well, at the left under the balcony)


Saturday was my mom's birthday, and Gram and I were happy to let her set most of the day's agenda. In the morning, after a simple Continental breakfast at the hotel (bagels, cereal, English muffins, fruit, donuts, and such) we decided to sit by the pool and read, or in my case write in my journal. We didn't actually get in the pool, so we wore our street clothes. We sat in the shade and just relaxed. I think we all appreciated not having any demands put on us for a little while.

We went to Quiznos for lunch, and then Mom spotted a cute, cute sewing store called "Sew Swanky" so we went in to see what was all about. We found some great ideas for her sewing circle, and a fun pattern for some pillows for my apartment. I love seeing my mom get excited about projects! Her face just lights up as she thinks of the possibilities and making them her own and what she would do with them. Everyone needs something that makes them happy like that!

I wanted a souvenir of the Festival, so we drove over to the SUU bookstore to look around. I was looking at childrens' books when I heard a familiar voice. All of a sudden I froze and my heart started beating really fast. When I was able, I turned around and THERE IN THE BOOKSTORE WAS BRIAN VAUGHN!! I was so excited I couldn't even think of his name! I raced as casually as possible to my mom and said, "Mom! That's the guy who played Cyrano last night!!" She turned to see him and then whispered, "That guy? He bought a sandwich in Quiznos while we were sitting there!" I nearly died!! Where the heck was I?!! That would have been a much cooler story than seeing him at the bookstore, but whatever. I had the program in my purse, so I looked up his name again, and then I'm ashamed to admit I eavesdropped a bit on his conversation. But it was only to wait for an opportunity to talk with him! I walked over and said, "Excuse me, are you Brian Vaughn?" He said yes, and I told him I was a huge fan and asked for a photo. He was really genuine and nice, and taller than I thought he would be. I still feel elated whenever I think about it too much: I met Brian Vaughn and actually had the courage to talk with him! I didn't let the opportunity go by! I overcame my awkward shyness and ended up getting what I wanted! I am so proud of me. As Director Steph would say, "I'm growing as a person!"

with Brian Vaughn


We headed over to the Randall Theatre where I looked at some more souvenirs before Fiddler on the Roof started. I haven't seen this play in a good 12 years, and I forgot how good it is. Very relevant to our society, and the music is wonderful. I enjoyed the performance very much, and so did Mom and Gram. After the show I bought a pink long-sleeved t-shirt, and a childrens' book adaptation of my favorite Shakespeare comedy, Twelfth Night.

During the afternoon break, Gram and I took Mom to Rusty's Ranch House for some BBQ ribs and mud pie. We wondered if we could get a free dessert for Mom's birthday, however, she is more shy than I about bringing ourselves to strangers' attention, so we agreed I'd say it was my birthday and see what happened. I started feeling guilty because I felt my mom should get the celebration she deserved, so after the waitress told us they wouldn't sing if I didn't want them to, I snuck away from the table and privately told the waitress that it was actually my mom's birthday. She was only too happy to put a candle in the mud pie Mom had just ordered, and I sang the Beatles' Happy Birthday song to Mom quietly at our table when the dessert arrived. It was fun and the food was really good! I even got a picture my mom approved of... though for her sake I won't post it.

Our last play of the trip was Othello and although we agreed it was excellently done, it was not the favorite for any of us. I had forgotten about all the sexual references and we were all too tired to try to wrestle understanding from the wonderfully convoluted dialogue. The actor playing Iago was terrifically evil, and we were glad to see the character get what he deserved in the end. It was a great play and the story isn't too difficult to follow. Just a long way to go to get to the tragic ending...

Sunday, we didn't feel in too big a hurry to run home. So, we spent the morning reading (or writing) next to the pool again. About 11:00am we checked out of the hotel and started driving home. We stopped at Cove Fort since none of us had been there. It was really neat! An elderly Elder missionary showed us around and we watched a video about the origins of the Fort and the Hinckleys, the family that lived there. When we actually got inside the Fort, I was surprised at how large all the rooms were, and how small the Fort itself was. I guess I had expected something grander outside and more modest in. I almost started laughing when one lady commented on the rooms being small, and I thought, "That woman has not had to look for a condo recently." I can see how the Hinckleys would have been comfortable living there, and able to accommodate visitors. I'd like to live there! I'm glad we stopped.

Cove Fort


Gram opted not to stay for the family birthday party since she'd been to the one on Mom's actual birthday, so we dropped her off at her place, and arrived at home at about 5:30. Lindsey had set the table and brought a cake and ice cream, and we were greeted by her, Gunner and Adam, and also by Dad, Peter, and Dave who had all been in Alaska for the last 10 days! It really was a party, with everyone trying to fill everybody else in on what happened during all the vacations and stay-cations and such. Gunner helped Mom open gifts and we just enjoyed being together. It was a lovely ending to a lovely trip.

And now having viewed some of the plays at the Shakespearean Festival I am mad to do Shakespeare again! It's been years and I really miss it. Plus, where else can one wear nifty costumes like the one on the left of this paragraph? Hmm... I'm going to have to prepare a piece while I keep an eye out. It's been so long since I've auditioned for a straight play I'm not even sure I know how anymore, but I am totally willing to give it a shot!

Although, if a good musical comes along in the meantime I'm not going to let that opportunity pass me by.

Wednesday, August 20

Point of Reference

Below is a list that Beloit College students put together every year to remind their professors that references familiar to those professors may not mean anything to the students. Every time I read these lists, I feel a little old. And, hey, I don't think it's been time wasted. My childhood was good times! I am proud that I've lived in a world that included Pee Wee's Playhouse!

Mindset List

Students entering college for the first time this fall were generally born in 1990. For these students, Sammy Davis Jr., Jim Henson, Ryan White, Stevie Ray Vaughan and Freddy Krueger have always been dead. Beloit College's annual Mindset List, provides a snapshot of the world view of the school's incoming freshmen, for the Class of 2012:

1. Harry Potter could be a classmate, playing on their Quidditch team.

2. Since they were in diapers, karaoke machines have been annoying people at parties.

3. They have always been looking for Carmen Sandiego.

4. GPS satellite navigation systems have always been available.

5. Coke and Pepsi have always used recycled plastic bottles.

6. Shampoo and conditioner have always been available in the same bottle.

7. Gas stations have never fixed flats, but most serve cappuccino.

8. Their parents may have dropped them in shock when they heard George Bush announce "tax revenue increases."

9. Electronic filing of tax returns has always been an option.

10. Girls in head scarves have always been part of the school fashion scene.

11. All have had a relative — or known about a friend's relative — who died comfortably at home with hospice.

12. As a precursor to "whatever," they have recognized that some people "just don't get it."

13. Universal Studios has always offered an alternative to Mickey in Orlando.

14. Grandma has always had wheels on her walker.

15. Martha Stewart Living has always been setting the style.

16. Haagen-Dazs ice cream has always come in quarts.

17. Club Med resorts have always been places to take the whole family.

18. WWW has never stood for World Wide Wrestling.

19. Films have never been X rated, only NC-17.

20. The Warsaw Pact is as hazy for them as the League of Nations was for their parents.

21. Students have always been "Rocking the Vote."

22. Clarence Thomas has always sat on the Supreme Court.

23. Schools have always been concerned about multiculturalism.

24. We have always known that "All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in Kindergarten."

25. There have always been gay rabbis.

26. Wayne Newton has never had a mustache.

27. College grads have always been able to Teach for America.

28. IBM has never made typewriters.

29. Roseanne Barr has never been invited to sing the National Anthem again.

30. McDonald's and Burger King have always used vegetable oil for cooking french fries.

31. They have never been able to color a tree using a raw umber Crayola.

32. There has always been Pearl Jam.

33. The Tonight Show has always been hosted by Jay Leno and started at 11:35 EST.

34. Pee-Wee has never been in his playhouse during the day.

35. They never tasted Benefit Cereal with psyllium.

36. They may have been given a Nintendo Game Boy to play with in the crib.

37. Authorities have always been building a wall across the Mexican border.

38. Lenin's name has never been on a major city in Russia.

39. Employers have always been able to do credit checks on employees.

40. Balsamic vinegar has always been available in the U.S.

41. Macaulay Culkin has always been "Home Alone."

42. Their parents may have watched "The American Gladiators" on TV the day they were born.

43. Personal privacy has always been threatened.

44. Caller ID has always been available on phones.

45. Living wills have always been asked for at hospital check-ins.

46. The Green Bay Packers (almost) always had the same starting quarterback.

47. They never heard an attendant ask "Want me to check under the hood?"

48. Iced tea has always come in cans and bottles.

49. Soft drink refills have always been free.

50. They have never known life without Seinfeld references from a show about "nothing."

51. The Windows 3.0 operating system made IBM PCs user-friendly the year they were born.

52. Moscow residents have always been able to buy Big Macs.

53. The Royal New Zealand Navy has never been permitted a daily ration of rum.

54. The Hubble Space Telescope has always been eavesdropping on the heavens.

55. 98.6 F or otherwise has always been confirmed in the ear.

56. Michael Milken has always been a philanthropist promoting prostate cancer research.

57. Offshore oil drilling in the United States has always been prohibited.

58. Radio stations have never been required to present both sides of public issues.

59. There have always been charter schools.

60. Students always had Goosebumps.

Pasted from an article by Dinesh Ramde for the Associated Press.

Some Enchanted Evening!


Just want to thank Mandee and Laren for joining me at Sandy City's South Pacific last night! I always have fun with these two, and this was no exception. It was cool to sit between these two darling women, and through Mandee see the play with new eyes, and through Laren realize how truely beautiful the music is. With gorgeous music and a thoughtful storyline this show is classic for a reason, and I really enjoyed watching my friend Jason play the hammy Luther Billis. Not only did I wish I were on stage with him, but I wanted to go back to Hawaii and sit on the sunny, peaceful beaches...

I took Amy and Jason up on the offer to join them and their cast at Village Inn afterwards, though I couldn't blame Laren and Mandee for chosing not to come; it was late! I didn't order anything, but Tony let me share his pancakes which I thought was awfully nice! Mmmm... pancakes... I think it worried Jason just a little that I didn't eat more, but I'd been eating all day and felt good about not overdoing it. It was lovely to chat with my Wadsworths and their friends.

Good times! Thanks to everyone who was there.

Sunday, August 17

Quotable

A few quotes that struck me as I watched the plays at the Utah Shakespearean Festival in Cedar City this weekend.

(Forgive me if they are not entirely accurate. I couldn't really see my journal while writing in the dark...)

"Even a poor tailor is entitled to some happiness!" - Fiddler on the Roof

"If you fight with windmills, the spars will throw you down to the mud or up to the stars." - Don Quixote (in Cyrano de Bergerac)

"Since your words fall, they fight with gravity while mine have to rise to find it."
- Cyrano de Bergerac

"Tis the mind makes the body rich." - The Taming of the Shrew

Thursday, August 14

Painting Gourds

Yesterday, I came home in the middle of the day because I had forgotten my cell phone, and discovered I'd been missing a party! My mom, Gram, Lindsey, the G-unit, Aunt Stephanie, Aunt Elaine, cousin Kim, and Kim's boys Charlie and Andrew were all there. They working on a craft project, as the women in my family are wont to do. This particular project was pretty awesome:

They were painting gourds.

A gourd is "the hard-shelled fruit of any of various plants, esp. those of Lagenaria siceraria (white-flowered gourd or bottle gourd), whose dried shell is used for bowls and other utensils, and Cucurbita pepo (yellow-flowered gourd), used ornamentally."

It looks like this:



I guess they got the idea from a lady in Park City who paints big gourds and little gourds for holiday display. The lady charges crazy-high prices, though, and since they can, my female relatives decided to paint their own.

They turned out pretty cute!

This is Lindsey's (minus a bottle cap over the yellow eye and some tacks in the teeth)


This is Auntie Steph's


Lindsey even painted a few little ones for tree ornaments. Looked like good times. They were nice enough to let me stay and eat pizza and salad and observe for a little while. I wished I could stay for the afternoon and paint a couple of gourds so I'd have some decoration for my own new home! Silly work getting in the way.

My mom might be a little surprised to hear me express interest in craft-art endeavors. She sews and paints and creates things out of wood. When you come to my house I'm sure you'll see her influence all over. My mom is a terrific decorator. She's always wanted to teach me to sew and knit and quilt and paint and I just wanted to do other things. It's very possible I take her for granted. She's my homemaking hero, though.

Examples of my mom's talent and dedication:

All three of these costumes

An Easter dress and matching flower-ribbon headband


Rats. Can't find a photo of any of her amazing quilts. She won first prize at the State fair for one! We are all so proud of her!

I saw all those women hanging out and painting together and felt just a little jealous. I haven't done much sewing et al myself. Generally, I'd rather read, or go to a movie, or do a play. But sometimes I wish I had the leisure (or just made it a priority -- let's be honest, I'd prefer to do other things most of the time) to sit and work on a quilt.

The activity yesterday looked like fun! But, I just bought a condo, so I had to go back to work. And I accomplished a lot that afternoon. Go me! I'll just have to find holiday decorations someplace else.

Tuesday, August 12

'Cause I'm a Blonde. B-L-O-N-D!

So, one evening I came out from the cave that is my bedroom in the basement and found my parents watching Earth Girls Are Easy, one of the weirdest, stupidest movies from the '80s. It happened to be on t.v. and they like Jeff Goldblum, Geena Davis, and Jim Carrey (who doesn't?). I was a little horrified, as I remember it being somewhat racy. I guess my parents aren't as innocent as I'd always thought.

Guess they had to grow up sometime. Then again, I was 13 or 14 when I last saw it. Maybe it wouldn't shock me so much now.

But there was one song that made the movie worthwhile to me as a teenager:

'Cause I'm a Blonde as sung by Julie Brown
Because I'm a blonde I don't have to think,
I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks.
Don't have to worry if I'm getting a man
if I keep this blonde and I keep these tan
Cause I'm a blonde yeah, yeah, yeah
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah

I see people working and it just makes me giggle,
cause I don't have to work, I just have to giggle
Cause I'm a blonde B-L-O-N-D!
Cause I'm a blond don't you wish you were me?

I never learned to read and I never learned to cook.
Why should I bother when I look like I look?
I know lots of people are smarter than me,
but I have this philosophy:
"So what?"
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah.

I see girls without dates and I feel so sorry for them
cause whenever I'm around, all the men ignore 'em
Cause I'm a blonde nyah nyah nyah!
Cause I'm a blonde nyah nyah nyah!

They say to make it you need talent and ambition,
well I got a tv show, and this is my audition...
Umm. . .
okay. . .
what was it?. . .
ummm don't tell me. . .
oh, yeah, okay:
"Duck Magnum, duck!"
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah!
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah!

I took an IQ test and I flunked it of course.
I can't spell BW but I got a Porsche
Cause I'm a blonde B-L-I-N-D.
Cause I'm a blonde don't you wish you were me?

I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August is
like a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can.
Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA but my goal is
to become a veterinarian cause I love children.


Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah!
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah!

Girls think I'm snotty and maybe it's true.
With my hair and body, you would be too
Cause I'm a blonde B-L- . . . I don't know!

Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah!
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah!


I wish I hadn't lost the audio tape. It was fun to lip sync to.

Monday, August 11

On My Mind

Just some things I've been thinking about today:

1. It's possible the pants I'm wearing are too tight for polite company, and yet I don't feel fat in them. Weird.

2. Will Bella and Edward live happily ever after? I have 100 pages left of "Breaking Dawn" and just need to finish already!!! Seriously, I woke up last night all anxious because I need to know what happens.

3. I am super-excited for August 25. That's the day the powers that be announce the new cast on "Dancing with the Stars" on "Good Morning America".

4. At my friend's wedding reception Friday, I decided to stand in the humiliating group when the bride threw the bouqet, mostly because I knew there was one girl there who detests it more than I. I was relieved when I didn't catch it, but very proud that I made the effort.

5. I am actually enjoying running on the treadmill again. Yay! Physical activity!

6. It it just me, or are the womens US gymnist outfits hideous? I just can't get over the horrid shade of red!

7. Getting closer and closer to my condo closing and everything's coming together! Woo-hoo!

8. I heard today that Delicate Arch collapsed and felt so sad. What a loss! Then I found out it was Wall Arch, which is still sad, but didn't affect me quite as strongly.

9. Why is a conference room full of Engineers and Product Developers so intimidating? I know them all, and they are very nice individually. Hmmm.

All this while I'm trying to work. Sheesh! Good thing women multitask!

Sunday, August 10

More Vegas Memories

I've been home from Vegas for a week already! Fortunately, that's not nearly enough time to forget our adventures -- not that I could or want to!

Steph picked me up from work on Thursday, and on the way to get Candice, we saw a random sculpture garden on 90th South. They looked like solide metal, but then a buyer picked one up and walked away... so it must have been hollow.

We chose to fly to Vegas because none of us were excited about the idea of driving all the way. Besides, the last time I drove to Vegas it took 12 hours to get home! Lousy fires in Southern Utah last year... Anyhoo, no sooner had we stowed our carry-ons and belted into our seats, but Candice proudly handed Steph and I our activity books! She had made Steph a 2008 Election book, and printed a "I Heart the Hoff" book. They were hilarious! That Candice, she thinks of everything.

We were excited to reach Vegas, pick up our rental car, and check into the Excalibur -- my first time staying on the Las Vegas Strip! We ate a late dinner and went to bed somewhat earlyish, because we knew the next day would be a busy one.


Friday morning we slept in a bit and it felt good. Fortunately, we were all up and pretty much ready to go when the fire alarm went off. We looked confusedly at each other for a moment, then grabbed our purses and took the 5 flights of stairs to get outside, where we found just one other room had evacuated with us (and it looked like a couple of them hadn't gotten out of bed yet). We thought it odd that no one else was outside, so we checked with the information desk -- yeah, it was a drill they didn't announce beforehand. Grr. So, we went back to the room to grab a few more things, and ate breakfast at the Round Table breakfast buffet.

Then we headed to the Star Trek Experience! Hooray!! (See the post below entitled "They Beamed Me Up!" for more details).

We left the Star Trek Experience later than we should have, and were really rushed to change and then get to the Winn hotel in time for Cirque du Soleil's "Le Reve". We were in danger of missing it and having our tickets given away. Luckily, we made it with two minutes to spare. I must say I am very proud for all three of us for being as patient and calm as we were! The show itself was A-MAZ-ING!! They perform on a water-logged stage for the most part, and there were syncronized swimmers and acrobats that grabbed other acrobats out of the water, lifted them into the air and dropped them from crazy heights. It was awesome! I didn't get the story at all, but who cares when the delivery is that awesome?

After the show, we walked around the Winn which has the Minolo Blahnik store and Cartier and a bunch of those fancy designers I only hear about on the Oscar red carpet or New York's Fashion Week. It was so fun seeing Candice just light up at the Minolo Blahnik store. She never would have believed they'd even let us in the store. Well, not only did they not throw us out, the saleslady let her try on a pair and walk around in them! Hooray! I love seeing my friends so happy! Then we went to the Venetian for some delicious gelatto. I don't really know how gelatto is different than ice cream -- that's how middle-class I am. But it was yummy, and we were all glad to just sit and rest our feet for a few minutes.


Saturday we all wanted to see the Shark Reef Aquarium at Mandalay Bay. Candice and I decided to be brave and actually TOUCH the stingrays! They were soft, and I had the feeling they might have been a little squishy, but I really didn't want to test that theory out. I marveled at the elegance of the jellyfish -- they really are hypnotic -- and I admit I was a little afraid of all the sharks. It was amazing to have them swim over me, along with all sorts of wacky little fish. At one point, I felt a little like I was living "Finding Nemo". We saw Dory-fish and turtles and sharks. Oh my!

After a quick trip to In-n-Out Burger, we stopped by the Coca-Cola Factory and tried a bunch of different soft drinks from around the world. Most were pretty bland, but I swear the one from Italy was liquid death! That's really the only way I can think to describe it. Oh, well, maybe it was black licorice that had fermented too long, or something. I tried twice just to make sure it was as horrible as I first thought and yeah, it was. Gross! We also stopped by the M&M Factory, but ended up only staying just long enough for a few more souvenirs.

Then we raced back to our hotel room, packed up, turned in our rental car, and said "Good-bye" to Las Vegas!


... Except Las Vegas didn't want to let us go.

Apparently, you have to check in with Delta at least 45 minutes before the flight. We arrived about 35 minutes early, so they wouldn't let us on. Say what?! It's not like the plane had LEFT! And we didn't even have to check-in any bags!! Not only was the news crummy, but the people behind the counter didn't even pretend to be nice about it. Can we say Customer Service training? Candice arranged for us to get on the next flight home... which was at 6:30am the next day... and would be $150 more EACH. Grrr. We were so tired already it never occured to any of us to rent a car and drive home. Steph booked a room for us that night, and we took a cab back to the hotel. The lady at the check-in desk felt sorry for us, so she gave us a discount. Thank you nice lady!!

So, what do three fun-loving gals do on an unexpected night in Las Vegas? You guessed it! Thunder Down Under was even in our same hotel!

Just kidding. We went to the Tournament of Kings jousting show instead, but there were a couple of questionably-dressed men in the show. We were seated in the Ireland section, so we cheered for our champion, even though he didn't win ANY of the events. Humph. The food was pretty good, though, when they let us eat it (seriously, who decided it was a good idea to make the audience sing, bang on the tables, and raise our mugs every twelve seconds during a dinner show? I don't get it). We had a good time cheering and being generally silly... I think we were getting tired. Well, not getting tired, we WERE. We went back to our room after the show and were all asleep by 9:30. So much for the night life!!

The next day we woke up at a scary hour like 4am, but we made it to our flight with plenty of time to spare! We made it home, and now I've been home a week. I'd post more photos, but I have pretty much already posted all I have! I need to get copies of Steph and Candice's shots. They have so many good ones!

Thanks again Candice and Steph for a brilliant time! You two are awesome travelling buddies!

(And still in my head I hear Monica Gellar shouting "Anni-VEGAS-ry! A-NEVADA-versary!")

Wednesday, August 6

Sashes aren't silly!

Still one of my favorite lines ever; it just makes me giggle anytime I think about it. We sisters all joked all the characters needed to put our favorite lines on the back of our Little Women jackets. DeeDee/Beth's would have been "It might have something to do with your face, sir."

Of course, it may not be funny out of context.

Oh well!

Elisha, Carly, DeeDee and I as the March sisters in Midvale Arts Council's Little Women the Musical

Monday, August 4

They Beamed Me Up!!


So, the trip to Las Vegas was one of the coolest vacations ever. Pretty much everything we did ended up being a little crazy and a lot of fun. I am so lucky to have Steph and Candice as my traveling companions this time around!

The main reason we went was so I could visit the Star Trek Experience at the Las Vegas Hilton before it is torn down in September. I am so so so glad we did! Candice was worried that it wouldn't live up to my expectations. It was different than I expected, but in so many ways it was better.

First, I love theme parks, and it didn't hurt I'm a fan especially of this theme. The powers that be wasted no time getting us in the groove, and a Ferengi was wandering through the ticket line greeting people and posing for photos. I admit, I felt more than a little shy and silly. Thankfully, Steph and Candice weren't about to let him walk past me! They both took photos of me with the shyest Ferengi I could have imagined... I'll post a photo once I get them from their cameras! We bought tickets for the two rides, the History of the Future museum, the backstage tour, and special photos on the bridge of the Enterprise 1701-D (that's the ship on Star Trek: The Next Generation) and a Borg chamber. The museum was where we first met the Klingon Commander wandering around. I tell you what, he seemed to have a crush on our darling red-headed Candice! He had definite opinions about the politics on our planet, and couldn't believe that we make it to the 24th Century.

Me and Steph with the Klingon Commander


Looking out at Deep Space Nine

We started by wandering around the museum, which was made up of a timeline starting in the 1950s and then outlining events through all 5 (yes, there are 5) Star Trek series, and props and costumes from the movies and shows. It was neat to see how they all came together. Next, we experienced the "Borg 4D" attraction. Unfortunately, the 4D feature was broken, so we just watched the video in our super-comfortable chairs. You could tell the places where stuff was supposed to fly out at you. Oh well. It was still fun.

Next, we had our photos taken, and I tell you what, it was AWESOME getting to sit in the Captain's chair! We weren't allowed to take any of our own photos, but I took the chance to wander around the bridge and take a look at the plaque and everything. So fun! Then we had our photos taken in a Borg chamber. I couldn't stop smiling for that one, so I look sort of dumb, but Stephanie had a great freaked-out look on her face. It was classic!

Candice, me, and Steph on the bridge of the Enterprise. Make it so!


Next we did the Klingon Adventure, which was my favorite part of the whole day. They actually BEAMED ME UP ONTO THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE! Okay, not really, but it was an AWESOME special effect! One minute we were standing in front of some doors for the motion simulator, and the next we were in the transporter room. They rushed us onto the bridge of the enterprise where an officer was sitting at the navigation console and Commander Riker was on the viewscreen (he was in Engineering with Geordi) telling us the plot line for the adventure. I totally started crying because it was just so cool! I really felt like I was living the adventure! The navigation officer took us to a "shuttlecraft" flight simulator where... oh shoot. I just remembered I wasn't supposed to talk about it. Crud. I really hope this doesn't affect the future timeline.

Seriously, it was awesome.

I'm glad we finished the Klingon Adventure before doing the backstage tour, because they revealed all the secrets of the two rides and a lot of the other work that had gone into the whole Experience. I loved getting to wander around and see all the detail they'd put into hallways that we'd just run through during the Klingon Adventure and the Borg 4D thing. I signed a non-disclosure statement promising not to reveal any secrets, so I won't. However, I will say that all of us in the group thought it was supremely cool to see the motion simulator from the outside (we actually got to watch while the ride was going on).

Sitting at the bar in the Captain's Lounge


What next? Oh! We ate dinner at Quark's Bar and Grill. Candice recommended the Holy Rings of Betazed, which turned out to be onion rings stacked one on top of the other and served with three dipping sauces. Then I had Moogie's Famous Pasta (pasta in a cream sauce with chicken and sun-dried tomatoes) and a Frozen Hirogen to drink (a smoothie with pineapple, strawberry and banana - yum!) Candice and Steph had similarly cleverly-named foods and drink, and we watched part of the movie Star Trek: First Contact which was playing on a big screen nearby. There was no sound for the movie -- the restaurant was too loud anyway -- but I watched the movie for the umpteenth time last week, so I could pretty much fill in the blanks when needed...often word for word.

We were running a bit short on time, but we all needed souvenirs before we left. I, of course, bought for my selfish Trekker self, but Candice and Steph found wonderful items for their loved ones. They were so great. I had a hard time choosing my purchases, but anytime I tried to apologize they'd say "we're here for you!" I hope they someday get an idea of how much I appreciate them. I know for a fact I wouldn't have had nearly as much fun without them. We ran into the Klingon Commander again in the gift shop, and he was surprised to find out I had been the instigator for the entire trip (the "Captain" as it were, as evidenced by my photo on the bridge). We all said our good-byes and then we had to leave.

Boo. I found my dream job and they're tearing the whole place down. Does anyone know anyone with a billion dollars who would want to invest in making millions of Trekkies and Trekkers happy? I'd be eternally grateful. Unfortunately, my own brilliant money-making idea won't be ready in time.

Sigh.

Anyhow, I'll post more photos on my Star Trek Experience whenever Candice, Steph and I get together to exchange photos.

And, of course, I'll have more info on the rest of the trip! Hooray!!